A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
by Squirtbop January 21, 2010
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Get the boner relapse mug.When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning
by djscat March 13, 2013
Get the Boner Piss mug.dick boner is the boner that happens a bad and or horrible times such as a presentation or in class causing the effect of your boner being a dick
by trollzor48 September 29, 2017
Get the dick boner mug.When the media latches onto something that they can make a big deal out of such as the swine flue even though way more people die of the regular flue every year than the swine flue. Other examples include the SARS disease and anything that is made up to be much more important or serious than it really is.
Dude 1-"God dude there is a total media boner going on about the swine flue right now."
Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."
Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."
by J Johnsonnfromdubville May 23, 2009
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Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.
Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.
by ballsackman January 30, 2010
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