When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
Get the Capri Sun Blowjobmug. You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.
by anonymous February 14, 2025
Get the Sweet ring blowjobmug. A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025
Get the president blowjobmug. “My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”
by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025
Get the Best friend blowjobmug. by doufingor August 22, 2022
Get the alvin blowjobmug. Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
by Polo.boi June 25, 2020
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023
Get the New Jersey Blowjobmug.