Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
Get the Dementor’s Blowjobmug. A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian
by rpsychopath January 13, 2024
Get the Columbian blowjobmug. When you cum in one of your girls ears and piss in the other, then put airpods in her ears and make her listen to trippy red.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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by jess i love bjs April 20, 2024
Get the blowjob bennettmug. This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022
Get the vegetarian blowjobmug. A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
Get the Middle Eastern BlowJobmug. 