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WalmartChungus

The disabled & morbidly obese, they/them on a mobility scooter who attends the No-Kings rallies wearing leather and post apocalyptic riot gear & face shields/headgear. They refer to themselves as “The Doge Walker.” As seen wheeling through high profile national protests with a MAGA-supporter or GOP caricature leashed in a manner similar to the villains in the MadMax series of films.
WalmartChungus was on the news again during the No Kings Rally before the violence erupted.

I saw WalmartChungus scooter jousting bystanders on CNN.
WalmartChungus by JHGC8 March 30, 2026
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Yodeling Walmart Kid 

This isnt Know your meme
Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme

Yodeling Walmart Kid 

A 2018 meme that started with a boy yodeling to a song in Walmart.
Friend 1: Did you see the new yodeling walmart kid meme?
Friend 2: DooOoooOOoOoOooo

john walmart 

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving
john walmart by Lesll October 30, 2018

Foley Walmart 

A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.
Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”

Eefin (Walmart edition)

Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.
To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),

No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)

-Eefin (Walmart Edition)

empty_walmart

Empty_Walmart is my favorite mutual. They are very cool and it has an amazing art style. I love it very much /p Also there name is wallet which is just the coolest name ever
Person 1: Hey! Did you see that empty_walmart posted!

Person two: Heck yeah I did, I love wallet!
empty_walmart by VoidOfDarkness101 September 16, 2021