literally eats her own genitals! I don’t know what’s fucking wrong with her she tells people she’s a girl but she had a 2inch stubby Wang! She’s so weird she tries to suck her own Wang all the dam time!!!
by Shyandnndhdbdj November 11, 2018
Get the EMILY WORKmug. by Eazy-E Jr. April 5, 2019
Get the Road Workmug. by MysteriousDirt October 26, 2011
Get the Boobie Workmug. That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.
Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.
by donb2 October 21, 2016
Get the work fogmug. When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.
Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK March 19, 2012
Get the Work Woodmug. Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.
Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project
Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"
Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"
by SteveSim013 May 8, 2014
Get the procasti-workingmug. A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.
I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
by canuck9000 November 3, 2012
Get the work the turkmug.