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poop on boob

The Greatest pleasure a man could ever experience.
Man that guy just poop on boob.
by Naybo odis October 20, 2019
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Parker Poop

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.
Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!
by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014
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Poop Kala

A nonsensical or whacky phrase resulting from a texting misspelling or auto-correction.
Misspelling example:
When referring to Cirque du Soleil, my friend intended to text "Oooh Lala" but misspelled it as "Poop Kala".

Auto-correction example:
On the same day as the above example, I texted, "You two can figure it out", but it was auto-corrected to: "You two can foggie it out". I laughed and shouted, "Thats a Poop kala"!

Since we know of no such term in existance, we thought we would pass this along and request that the term "Poop Kala" be officially accepted into the Urban Dictionary.
by Dixie Queens West and North August 20, 2010
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taco poop

Taco poop occurs when the meat falls out of the bottom of your taco.
Guy 1: I just lost half the meat from my taco!
Guy 2: Man, that's taco poop!
by mutedsapphire November 29, 2009
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Poop Locker

the posterior region of one's backside generally used for sitting, shitting, grabbing, rubbing, and a host of other unsavory activities. or quite simply the "ass"
"Stephanie was giving me some back-sass so i kicked her in the poop locker"
by Arrrraaaaaggghh September 19, 2008
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poop tuba

A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.
Someone's playing the poop tuba in stall number two.
by SallyMaes January 19, 2016
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Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.
One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021
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