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Facebook Pimp

Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.
Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!

Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..

Miles: You just ruined my day!
by Still Not Quite Human August 13, 2011
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nanny pimp

a person who solicits customers for a nanny, usually in return for a share of the nanny's earnings; i.e. nanny referral services.
Stressed out wife: I can't find a sitter for tonight. We may have to cancel our plans...
Husband: Well, we can always call a nanny pimp. They can hook us up with a sitter...For a price.
by thenannypimp December 2, 2010
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Lil' Pimp

A child who prodominitley wears "traditional gangsta clothing" and monopilizes little ho's.
Speaker 1 - "Johnny is a Lil' Pimp"

Speaker 2 - "Sure as fuck is, look at the rockawear he's wearing"

Lil' Pimp Is Also A Movie That Released In 2005, It Was The First Movie To Be Entirely Made With Macromedia Flash.
by Cock.Juice. April 28, 2009
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The pimp hand

The act of slapping a person generally of the opposite hand, also used to establish dominance over a person with a swift, strong hand to slap them.
"Ey tyrone still givin shit"
"Yo know it i had to give dat shithead the pimp hand
mugGet the The pimp handmug.

Pimp's Breakfast

Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival.
by trixehobbitses April 4, 2009
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Techno-pimp

A technology savvy individual who distributes work to foreign and domestic parties or individuals. Techno-pimps provide clients with high quality, inexpensive solutions. Techno-pimps look at domestic sources of labor before looking abroad. Talented interns and areas of inexpensive standards of living are often targeted in achieving this goal.
That techno-pimp integrated every single data silo in our organization in 2 weeeks for the price of one high end developer.
by Scott Ostroff September 10, 2005
mugGet the Techno-pimpmug.

Pimp Slaya

Pimp Slaya:
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one who slays pimps and takes their hoes
"Damn nic is soo baus, he a pimp slaya"
by TheOrigionalPimpSlaya April 12, 2011
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