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SOCK SNOT

the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."
When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.
by weave September 1, 2003
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Folding socks

As in: "I'm going to be folding socks in my room." An aware man would obviously see that as a prime opportunity to get down.
by PsychoCat69 February 28, 2012
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sock profit

Sock profit is worked out from the following equation.

X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit

Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
Ben: Hey, there were 3 pairs of my black socks on the floor before you packed up, now there is 1!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
by Wildcardnz February 6, 2009
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In my sock

The sentence usually follows a question like . "where do you work" or "Occupation ?". Which means you sell/distribute drugs..
(A lot of people store it in their socks to stop detection).
Billy : yo man , so where you working now ?
Craig : your lookin at it !! got work in my sock .
by xfazzx January 7, 2009
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slipper socks

hideous looking socks that feel like slippers and look furry and warm; extremely comfy but extremely embarrassing to look at
My grandma bought me slipper socks for Christmas but I'm too embarrassed to wear them in front of people.
by Abbie Shepherd December 20, 2008
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sock thief

The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.

He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!
by angry white kid July 24, 2010
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sock foot

When you take your socks off in the morning after sleeping in them, and all the hair on your feet is stuck to your foot, causing an annoying itch.
Ahhhh damn! I got some horrible sock foot.
by Nelson Steamer July 9, 2006
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