Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special

Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end

by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019

suicidal hair

When hair is feeling depressed and wants to kill itself

My hair is suicidal, it is suicidal hair

by Jeff69420 April 21, 2018

Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

Suicide Vorest

Someone who wants to die by getting eaten

"Vorest." "Suicide Vorest." "I hate it." "I hate it so much why did I invent this thing?"

by CTWTurtle March 23, 2019

Suicide bomb

The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran

Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in

by Carne asodomy March 27, 2020

fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

by ghostofisis January 5, 2019

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016