Knocking

a forbidden action on anime, to which only the brave and the fool may allow use

A: Is knocking not a thing on anime?
B: yeah, it's basically non-existent

by Yourboiallen June 4, 2019

knocked up

Having sex and then impregnating.

Dude 1: Yo i knocked up Mrs. fag
Dude 2: NOWAY!

by x_squishygirlx December 12, 2019

tommy knocking

Tommy knocking is the act of knocking on somebody's window, to see if anyone's home and proceeding to rob the place if it appears vacant.

"We almost got caught up Tommy Knocking today."

by anonymous February 5, 2023

ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors

Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.

by solicitor123 July 27, 2024

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Knock knock

The sudden urge to take a poo

I just finished my coffee and I’m getting a knock knock so I’m gonna head to the bathroom

by Tuono-rider May 19, 2019

Knocking out a chavvy

A woman having a baby.

I can't believe she's 'knocking out a chavvy', she's already got enough kids to make up a football team!

by Kebab42 June 3, 2023