bob spaghetti

The best cult leader in the world

Stranger: Who is the leader of your cult
Me: The greatest man in the world... bob spaghetti

by bob spaghetti May 3, 2021

Apple Bobbing

Giving someone a hickey directly on his Adams apple.

"Mike looked so stupid after some chick went apple bobbing on him"

by TXarno February 4, 2019

Bobbing for Babies

When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.

Rachel loves bobbing for babies. She’ll be well fed tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Bob Ewell

White trash that accused an innocent black man of raping his daughter in classic book To Kill a Mockingbird. Full name is Robert E. Lee Ewell.

That house is so run down you'd think Bob Ewell lived in it.

by honro April 11, 2017

bob and wheel

A British phrase referring to successfully spooning someone.

I went down to the pub to meet Jane, and after a drink or two I gave her the ol' bob and wheel. Real good.

by TheChangeMaster April 4, 2017

bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".

Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*

by Thatguywiththebagel December 6, 2013

Bob here

A statement made to announce one's arrival; preferably when one wishes mortals to tremble in one's wake.

Bob: Bob here.

*oh my god he said it
he said the line
what an absolute chad*---all of the womens.

by Granders March 11, 2021