G-9

A state in which drunken individuals become so paraletic that it i almost histerical. This is a fatal state.

Ross was G-9'd and woke up to Crispy gettin a blow job!!

by Stevie Wonder December 16, 2004

Size 9

when a bitch is pissing you off you kick her in the cunt with your size 9 shoe

John - Man this bitch was pissing me off
Matt - You should of given her the ol size 9

by Jezza88 October 13, 2008

9/11

The day American money stopped funding the IRA in Northern Ireland and the troubles that claimed over 3000 lives in the UK over 30 years effectively stopped. The Irish American's had to think about the reality of what we call terrorism. It became untenable, which helped bring peace to Britain and Ireland. Every cloud has a silver lining, ask the people of Belfast.

"Shit, we've been attacked"

"oh dear, this is awful. better stop those Noraid contributions since 9/11"

by ashteroid May 22, 2007

September 9 9:30 am

And now you know, that once upon a time in the same house, in the same room, 50 years apart. Clay and George Davidson had once loved each other. :,)

September 9 9:30 am in the morning you know what that means
*unchained melody starts to play*

by Thick dick daddy james June 28, 2021

March 9

The day the dumbest of bitches was born.

“You see that girl? She was born on March 9th.”
“Wait, that means...”
“Yep. She’s the dumbest of all bitches.”

by DumbBitchBitchDumb October 18, 2019

April 9

April 9 is tommyinnits birthday. Tommy was born that day tell him happy birthday. DO IT!

Famous birthdays: it’s tommyinnits birthday April 9
Chat: Happy birthday tommy
Tommy: thanks chat for all the happy birthdays ope just killed a woman feeling good

by Kaydence.innit April 5, 2021

District 9

A chair in a house where only the dog is allowed. A chair with a stink that nobody wants to sit on.

Human 1:Hey can i sit here?
Human 2:Noooo! Thats District 9! No humans can sit there.

by TaintDawgg69 June 14, 2010