Quiplash Syndrome

Thinking of insulting someone and saying Rishabh instinctively

Because of Quiplash Syndrome i made fun of Rishabh

by rishbahsbd June 28, 2021

Bharat Syndrome

When you think you know it all but find out later that you know fuck all.

I think you have Bharat Syndrome because you got it wrong once again.

by Lfc1994 February 6, 2024

Refeeding syndrome

When an individual has completed a full meal and immediately proceeds to eat yet another meal.

Angelo: Titus used to be really fit, but he's kind go on the heavier side.
Justin: Yeah, I can't believe he was the head of the varsity jousting team just last year and now he's begging people for snacks. Refeeding syndrome is no joke.

by pseudohumorcerebri May 13, 2018

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

Dropsy heart syndrome

Where u drop down on the couch or bed or chair and u don't have the heart to get back up

" Honey, I just sat down and I have dropsy heart syndrome. Can u get me a drink?"

by Dilligaf23 January 9, 2023

Gratitourette Syndrome

Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.

I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.

by DarthAlicious October 23, 2019

TrumpStreet Syndrome

Covers all idiotic, moronic, kleptomaniac, lying assholes.

While folks are going out their front door to yell and clap support for healthcare workers , she was going in their back door to steal from them. She had TrumpStreet Syndrome.

by Fu friend March 28, 2020