national scooter day

may 21,st national buy a scooter day

its may21st which means its national scooter day!!

by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

National hit an English day

On November 23rd you can hit an English person

Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.

by Gay boy alex November 23, 2020

national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

by coochie man 69 420 blazin October 15, 2020

National Neil Roast Day

It's every day bro.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?

by Oojiflip June 15, 2022

National Ng Day

on november 15th everybody turns their hair into a spiky cone and wears goggles + maybe an apron. and posts it on twitter with #ngday

kid 1: did you hear about national ng day?
kid 2: yeah i did " spikes hair "

by OOFGUY August 3, 2022

national british people day!

the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!

british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!

by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021