Turkey Baste

The act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims anus.

Guy 1: Hey is he going to bed early?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy1: You should totally Turkey Baste him.

by j0tc35v October 30, 2012

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

Turkey Farts

A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.

Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"

Resident two: "Whoa!"

by Casino Williams-Williams August 13, 2011

ass turkey

When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.

Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!

by Nic Graves May 25, 2003

turkey slap

To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.

My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.

by ElNegro November 5, 2006

turkey spit

When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.

When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit

by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

wrinkled turkey

when a penis is masterbated to its max, its skin falls over its grundle

when dan masi masterbates to fat hors on jerry springer he gets a wrinkled turkey.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003