Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024

Flat fatty

A girl who despite being fat is also flat. E40 Fat flatty

See e40 over there? Flat fatty is shaken that ass.

by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas July 18, 2016

Pound it Flat

Pounding it flat is the act of sex where the male takes authority and aggressively thrusts his penis into the vagina. Therefore pounding it flat would be a proper term.

"Kattie wanted it so bad that I decided to pound it flat"

by IETVTS2 July 18, 2014

Flat

Grady cause that fn is flat asf

Grady so flat he ain hit nun in years

by Goattflat December 18, 2023

Flat

A drug such as Xanax,mdma or even opioids but most likely a Xanax 2mg because they are flat and have heard the term used in southern areas for Xanax

I just popped a flat for my anxiety before the flight I might take more to relax more.

by Radmane March 30, 2022

flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs

We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍

by anonymous June 4, 2025

flat-backed

Describes someone so outrageously drunk they end up horizontal—usually on a couch, the floor, or wherever gravity decides they should be. Comes from the image of someone literally being on their back, flat as a pancake, because standing is no longer an option.

"Bro was so flat-backed last night, we had to roll him onto a yoga mat and hope for the best."

by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025