To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.
Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...
by j-mut July 13, 2010
Get the Bear Clubmug. by Little bear99 October 31, 2018
Get the Big bearmug. 1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.
2.Anything ugly on your head.
Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!
by Richard Goad May 13, 2005
Get the Bear Helmetmug. Dominant confident smart powerful big strong sexuality secure a man who is not
afraid to embrace his manhood because he knows who he is and what he is...an alpha bear, alpha bears are very masculine NOT just in their physical appearance but in their mind their heart
and in their soul as well, they wear full beards they are leaders not only by birth but by example they are hard workers who don't beat around the bush they are not lazy by any means they do what it takes to get things done they're goal oriented and will always stopping at nothing until the goal is accomplished no matter what it is, they believe in love and will protect who and what they love...they love to get the party started as well crashing it they are the soul providers for their families, packs, and teammates and when it comes to sex they know exactly what to do when where and exactly how to do it they believe in taking accountability for what they have done and they strongly believe in taking great care of themselves and those around them they love art, positivity, dirty jokes, creativity, music and good food these type of men they're C.E.O's grand fathers fathers husbands uncle's cousins nephews great nephew brothers sons friends soldier's lieutenants captain's generals admirals teachers they are entertainers like: dwayne "the rock" johnson and many other men who fit this category
afraid to embrace his manhood because he knows who he is and what he is...an alpha bear, alpha bears are very masculine NOT just in their physical appearance but in their mind their heart
and in their soul as well, they wear full beards they are leaders not only by birth but by example they are hard workers who don't beat around the bush they are not lazy by any means they do what it takes to get things done they're goal oriented and will always stopping at nothing until the goal is accomplished no matter what it is, they believe in love and will protect who and what they love...they love to get the party started as well crashing it they are the soul providers for their families, packs, and teammates and when it comes to sex they know exactly what to do when where and exactly how to do it they believe in taking accountability for what they have done and they strongly believe in taking great care of themselves and those around them they love art, positivity, dirty jokes, creativity, music and good food these type of men they're C.E.O's grand fathers fathers husbands uncle's cousins nephews great nephew brothers sons friends soldier's lieutenants captain's generals admirals teachers they are entertainers like: dwayne "the rock" johnson and many other men who fit this category
Hey you see that guy right there damn i heard about him he's an alpha bear that means he's a real man there's nothing pussy about him
by Mr. Too Damn Good December 23, 2017
Get the alpha bearmug. the inability to type or speak coherently as a result from seeing something that totally blew your mind.
After watching the man continually bear blast for several hours, Mark could only throw bear in pure amazement. It was as if he just saw Oasis perform live!
by My Crotch 2009 July 10, 2009
Get the Throw Bearmug. by MrJolly April 1, 2003
Get the Tough Bearsmug. by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 5, 2010
Get the air bearmug.