No Gain Syndrome

No Gain Syndrome or NGS, is a term used to describe people who start going to the gym for the first time on a regular basis who truly believe they are experience no gains in muscle mass.

Of course it is all in their heads, and NGS usually subsides after 6-8 months of solid lifting.

This syndrome can sometimes be followed by the 'I need to start using gear because, that guy is bigger than me complex'.

"I have been lifting for 3 months, and I still don't feel like I'm getting any gains." -Brandon

"It's all in your head you just have No Gain Syndrome, stop being such a bitch." -Sam

by ShrekisLoveShrekisLife May 19, 2014

Aye syndrome

Aye syndrome is a transmissible disease that transfers from person to person through blood contact, air and other methods. A vaccine has been developed to deal with the virus but throughout testing it has been revealed that even a small amount of the Aye syndrome causes a person to be affected by it. Therefore, we have nothing but our white blood cells to protect us from it. God save humanity.

You have Aye syndrome?! God save us all.

by PERSONJK April 21, 2022

Restlessairpaddling Syndrome

the compulsive need to move the arms and wrist in a paddling motion, in the hallway, and everywere you go. Usually occurs during off-season.
For Dragonboating
(RAPS)

my RAPS episodie happen after school when i was talking to my friend then my arms just happen to start moving,

Friend- "john WTF are you doing?"
Me-"dont worry about it",

Friend-"JOHN ARE YOU FUCKEN DOING THAT ROWING SHIT"
Me-"I have "Restlessairpaddling Syndrome" OK!!!

by USDBpaddler October 11, 2009

Songwriting syndrome

When a song is too fast and too messy to sound good.

Why isn't this sounding good?
I think it's suffering from the songwriting syndrome...

by metallica3000 August 9, 2012

Ghozali Syndrome

Ghozali Syndrome is a syndrome that makes people desperate to sell pics to OpenSea and hope to get much money like what Ghozali gets when selling his selfies. People with this syndrome don't even know what NFT is and how it works, they just hope get much money by sell their pics, even some bitches sell their sexy pics like they do on Trakteer and OnlyFans, what a fucking lazy bitches

Those bitches has Ghozali Syndrome

by A random Indonesian guy January 14, 2022

Junhee syndrome

This condition make you act like junhee kim. At start you won't notice it but as it goes people will notice but as time goes on you will be the most autistic kid ever. This is a very serious condition please get a doctor.

Ex- a indian boy named Aravind was a normal kid but as he started hanging around with Junhee kim he got the Junhee syndrome. Pls pray for him to get better.

by Rickster123 February 13, 2022

Senior Syndrome

The inability to find a proximal or ultimate purpose leading to a feeling of extreme uselessness. Can be confused with senioritis since both causes an individual to avoid work, but senior syndrome is due to a lack of purpose.

I have a severe case of Senior Syndrome, because I know I must do something with my life but I do not know what.

by Shady Zummar April 30, 2014