numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

Sausage Casserole

The result on multiple men ejaculating into a woman while she is on a heavy period.

Me and my mate made sausage casserole with this girl last night.

by Sunsaru February 5, 2019

side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately

He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman

by Weetyswip August 11, 2015

Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020

Sausage sizzle

A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.

Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle

by Hdydebsianai January 13, 2022

Bell Sausage

Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying

"What if I didn't have toes?"

"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"

by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019