the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise
Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.
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Guy "Hey, are you up for a little Full Jordan?"
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Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."
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Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."
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Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."
OR
Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."
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