Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.

Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.

by DLTZ April 28, 2013

Broken Cookie

Meaning girls private part, vagina, pussy

Hey man, want to go to the bar to try and get some broken cookie?

by OSAMABINLADENISDADDY September 29, 2021

misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

cookie slut

A person who loves cookies way too much.

Can you guys believe how much of a cookie slut Josh is?

by PurpsJL November 4, 2017

Pink cookie

A pussy u can eat out and the inside is pink

I just ate a #pink cookie👅

by Pussy,cat,yummy May 22, 2018

christ cookie

Holy eucharist

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.

by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 19, 2017

penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.

"u penis cookie"

by c.ase_y January 26, 2022