Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012
Get the Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Daymug. December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017
Get the national give your husband a blowjob daymug. by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
Get the October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Daymug. Today is national blowjob day 🍆
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019
Get the Ice Blowjobmug. A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.
You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.
by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025
Get the The Bolivian Blowjobmug. (Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?
(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.
(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.
by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025
Get the Bereavement Blowjobmug.