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Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!
I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day
by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
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National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022
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Ice Blowjob

When someone gives head with ice in their mouth. It is claimed to give more penetration to the sex.
"Hey Derek ! You ever had a ice blowjob before ? No ? Here, lemme show ya ;) "
by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019
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The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.
You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.
by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025
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Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.
(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.
by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025
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