the twat tingle

When you wife's pussy decides to wake up after 10 years and 3 kids and need some attention. Albeit rare but occasionally happens

Flop: My wife's twat got the tingle last night. Been too long
Sleepy: what's the twat tingle.

Flop: You know when it wakes up from its long slumber

by Sleepy&Flop April 5, 2021

Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.

Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.

by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016

twat snot

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.

I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.

by bunny September 15, 2004

twat slap

the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound

"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"

by taylor butler October 25, 2006

urban twat

Something you call someone who cares too much about other people's opinions of them.

When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"

If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.

1st person: Your are such an urban twat!
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary

by Somia December 25, 2006

Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.

Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.

by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010

twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004