life, man

When someone in therapy realizes that life is really, really complicated.

I just realized that my father used to fondle me after I fell asleep. Life, Man.

by DGPACE February 7, 2014

Mooies Man

An epic youtuber CREATING THE BEST CONTENT IN THE WORLD!!! #subtomooiesman #savethehippos #savemoojuice hahaha

Oh Mooies Man, you brighten my day with epic Moo jokes and amazing quality, much better than Matthew's SEND IT channel trash.

by Max Stallard November 1, 2020

man trapper

A woman who traps a man into a pregnancy by telling them they cannot get pregnant in efforts of obtaining child support.

She told me she could not get pregnant. Now I'm paying out of pocket every month to this man trapper for a child I did not plan on having.

by MrMoe10 October 4, 2013

Spite man

Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.

Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.

Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.

by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022

Man Scotch

Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.

Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...

by Failsh3d December 23, 2011

Man Tank

A surfers tank top worn by many frat guys when it starts to get warm outside, no matter how non attractive they look in it. Man tank motto: Sun's out, guns out!

Girl 1: I have seen 15 guys with the last 15 minutes with a man tank on.
Girl 2: It must be spring!

by littlealiciauh August 11, 2012

Punncake Man

Greatest Youtubers of all time that delete their videos and always gets age restricted even though they dont say bad words.

*Punncake Man - Noah and Boats cooking up some juicy videos*
Boats: Theres no point we will get demonitized again.
Noah: Ya it wont get much views we will delete it tomorrow
*Next Day* WOAH IT HAS 1K VIEWS AND WE DIDNT GET DEMONITIZED OMG DUDE!!!

by Forinititineni July 6, 2018