Texas Grid

A Texas Grid can be considered a bad grid which can’t handle any type of weather.

Dad: Looks like we have a Texas Grid
Me: Are you kidding me

by Am I the one in the wrong? June 15, 2021

Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.

by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017

Texas Hold'em

Getting a handjob from a TX girl.

Person 1: What'd you do last week?
Person 2: I got a Texas Hold'em from the new girl.

by Littlegirl99999 November 20, 2020

The Texas rattler

When one takes anal beads to the next level by putting Texas Pete hot sauce on the beads instead of lube

Come over here boy.. pass me that Texas Pete’s and gimme the Texas rattler

by Texasrattler April 3, 2019

Texas Smokestack

The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.

I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while.
Why?
He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!

by BbTasting Cart November 30, 2017

Texas sundae

When a man shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!! I just seen this guy make a Texas Sundae with my neighbor.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021