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goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon
by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023
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Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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Flicker Goon

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.
I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.
by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024
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Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
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Orange goon

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?
by anonymous June 2, 2025
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Gooning

Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state

(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
I was gooning all night dude it was similar to that DMT we did last summer
by Gronkitis January 24, 2024
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goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
“I gotta take a goon piss.”
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
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