numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

cheese sausage

Sausage made from ingredients such as ground meats like cow, roo, chicken, formed in a pigs intestine but some times synthetic casings cooked by boiling or frying or smoking, with a cheese saving inside, please be warned this hot scrumptious cheese sometimes explodes and causes burns to what ever lands on

Joannes been eating cheese sausage again, it’s all over her chin and top

by Dragbike April 22, 2021

Sausage tornado

When your and your buddies all perform the helicopter in a circle around a consenting other. If done properly with enough force, subject should lift off like a cow in a tornado

Last night me and the boys tried to give Kathy the ol sausage tornado but the aerodynamics were off and we couldn’t lift her up.

by Jfknmendez December 28, 2022

Sausage Valve

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.

Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!

by imthattechguy January 25, 2011

sausage magnet

Nissan GTR

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!

by chillyZ January 1, 2017

suppressed sausage

When you nut in a girl and don’t tell her.

Last night I Was hitting it and I have her the suppressed sausage and ran.

by Lazy Bol October 7, 2019