Minecraft

I'm sorry, did you mean Heaven?

Danny: I wanna go to Heaven When I die!
Me, playing Minecraft: *Cries* You are in heaven~

by BackstabbedMemer October 24, 2019

Minecraft

A game that allows you to build, (creative mode), survive in a world(adventure, survival mode)

DO we play minecraft now?

by hayden0422 January 11, 2021

Minecraft

the best game ever created

person 1: hey wanna play minecraft?
person 2: heck yeah

by randomguy6942069420 January 26, 2022

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the whole fucking world.

Go play it.

Stop playing Fortnite Assholes.

I play Minecraft and I have an elytra bitches!

by superMinecraftcats December 10, 2019

minecraft has bad graphics

Literally the dumbest fucking thing any human could ever say

Guy 1: minecraft has bad graphics
Guy 2: there supposed to fucking be like that you waste of cum

by Havemyburger November 11, 2021

minecraft

the most successful program written in java

minecraft is the most successful program written in java

by anonymous May 25, 2024

oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft

You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025