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Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst
On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.
"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"
by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010
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Faggot

One of the best insults used by gentleman world wide, and widely known and articulated in the call of duty community.
This term has recently come under heavy scrutiny because the rainbow community is working with our government overlords to destroy freedom of speech.
Cod player: what kind of faggot camps in a corner.
by River jones dangler November 26, 2019
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Faggot

A word used by every 12 year old in a match of Call of Duty
by AssPotato February 14, 2017
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Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.
She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help
by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017
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faggot gatherer

someone who gathers faggots, or wood. also used to refer to asshole bikers.
those turds on those harleys over there are such faggot gatherers.
by Mark0889 November 6, 2009
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Time Faggot

Some one who wastes your time.
Dude, those Jehovah's Witnesses are such Time Faggots for wasting my time at the door.
by Mr. $lick June 26, 2017
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