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Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!
I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day
by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
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blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs
Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.
by ap808 October 21, 2024
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Black Hole Blowjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.
Dude, my girl gave me a black hole blowjob last night.
by Riley9968 February 17, 2024
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Blowjob

Ok ud, so I am a bisexual female and I personally think men are way more sexually entitled than women. Men because of outdated gender norms think we are obligated to suck their dicks without satisfying us in return. I personally don’t find blowjobs to be fun or pleasant, but you do you bestie!
Blowjob
by Purpstar615 December 28, 2023
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Yeti blowjob

When you suck a fat guys dick with hairy white pubs
I gave my sugar a nice yeti blowjob last night
by Roseballs June 1, 2022
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