sad ginger hours

When a person with ginger hair feels sad or depressed at a late hour of the night.

Emily was so sad last night it was like sad ginger hours

by Despots May 15, 2018

5 hour dick

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.

girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."

by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020

Biscuit Memorial Hour

The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.

Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.

"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England

"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.

"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants

by MunnaMunna April 1, 2009

24-hour curfew

A city in lockdown.

Day and night, for weeks, the streets had been empty, businesses, schools, restaurants closed, no one allowed to step from their front doors, everyone forced to obey the 24-hour curfew.

by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020

Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018

sad hammer hours

sad n-word hours but for lonely, annoying white people to name their Spotify playlists after

guys, it’s sad hammer hours

by Poop on the ceiling March 24, 2019

sad boi hours

when you feel very sad at like 1-3am
often comes with a soundtrack

Person 1: You where tf are you bro we were gonna go shopping at 2am?
Person 2: I'm having sad boi hours lay off

by friend_of_drainpipe September 14, 2020