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social splash

The social splash is as a pattern of drinking alcohol that allows for a drink to be purchased, accepted, or carried in social situations –parties, bars, nightclubs, events– even when there is no intention of consuming the entire beverage. It is the covert trick of celebrities to maintain the heights of sociality while also maintaining their health, appearance, and alertness. It's difficult not to drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol, and the social splash allows that fact to go unnoticed
“I thought you gave up alcohol?”; (sotto voce) “It’s just a social splash.”.
by Jared of Jaredland March 24, 2017
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Social Feeder

A social feeder is a woman who enjoys sharing photos of her breasts under the guise of breastfeeding, especially if the pepperoni is playing peekaboo.
Jamie is a damn social feeder, just look at that huge pepperoni.
by Lourdes ginger October 19, 2018
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Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.
I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.
by einaphets December 11, 2011
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social meeds

The amount of likes, favorites, comments, pictures, posts, and/or shares someone requires to feel like they are capable of strong internet relationships and admired by many.
He's really not insecure in public, but he has to have at least 100 likes on a pic to fulfill his social meeds.
by Dfj003 March 26, 2016
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being social

Something that people with a lot of money and sexual partners made up in order to make introverts feel stupid. Basically, going outside and talking to ‘people’.
Joe: *sits on computer for seven hours*
Mark (Joe’s friend): go outside, be social!
Joe: *sits on computer for seven MORE hours*

Joe is not being social.
by Henry the 3rd June 7, 2022
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socially murdering

a nicer definintition for roasting
guy: this guy is socially murdering me on Twitter, ok he asked for it im gonna strike back
by quackiplier August 12, 2016
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social pervert

A social pervert is someone who looks into everyone’s social life way too much and notice any changes
Riley is a social pervert because she always looks into everyone’s social lives
by Fatty vapes 69 November 30, 2019
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