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National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
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National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty
Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024
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National Mr I Sharp day

The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man

To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻
by Elijah gibson November 5, 2022
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hit the nation

To masterbate ferociously and spontaneously, whether one may be watching Brazzers or just pulling up a revealing instagram photo. Often abbreviated as HTN.
After seeing Emily's ass in those leggings, Conor ran into the school bathroom to hit the nation.
by plasticbag September 15, 2017
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national-traditionalism

It is a political-philosophical thought based on organic social formation. It is a population group that shares a common history, customs, interests, language, myths and traditions. In general, they have a common social organization, and above all, they are aware of belonging to this social community. It is a transcendental, metaphysical and spiritual bond. At the same time, it is aimed on the integral development of each individual (suum cuique), aristocratic.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Rationalism, Individualism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution, Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, gay rights, affirmative actions, human-rights, drugs, greed, pornography, Globalism, Statism, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion.

It is aristocratic, spiritual, hierarchical, organic, corporatist and traditional.
"Do not confuse National-Traditionalism with Modern Nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."
by tradical July 9, 2024
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National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.
Guy: What day is it?

Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day
by graeme Cock January 12, 2023
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