Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.

Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”

by slaygirlqueen May 2, 2022

dogs

slang for feet

james: "dude michelle had her dogs out yesterday"
paul: "that's disgusting"

by Aqxa March 3, 2025

dog week

The week every PV football waits for every year. The week they get to kick the cheating/lying Bettendorf Bulldogs ass

Hey bro what week is it?

“It’s dog week bro.”

Let’s fucking go bro!

by GeorgeBrett78 August 25, 2019

Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog

Ham-dog is gagging at destiny

by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018

Deadbeat Dog Fucker

Someone who sits around all day, fucks his dog and does nothing with his life. Total creep.

That Deadbeat Dog Fucker's at it again!! What a sick loser!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025

Dog rocket

A ciggy, cigarette or smoke

Has anyone got a spare dog rocket (cigarette)?

by Urbanbaz May 6, 2024

Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021