Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

sex-bond

Not wanting to break up with someone just because of good sex.

I don't get it how are these two still in a relationship when they are fighting all the time!
It's because of a sex-bond. If they hadn't had a good sex life, they'd broken up.

by KayKay48 May 28, 2016

sex invertebra

I want to die please help. This isn't a meme this is a legit cry for help.

Her: You don't even do anything for our relationship. You just keep saying random shit

Him: Sex invertebra

by Vajvinder June 5, 2017

Skibidi Sex

To have sex with both parties being attached to a cable hanging off a bridge, then to give birth to the child into toilet water

I have brain damage due to being an outcome of skibidi sex

by SkibidiDonkeyMan July 17, 2024

Sex

Putting a dick (which is attached to Deez nuts) in a “women’s” (assuming they exist) vagina.

Bro I just had sex with a REAL WOMEN, who knew they were real

by Birdswag29 September 5, 2021

Gen-Sex

Gen-Sex is when you are having sex in the minecraft bedwars generator.

Oh look at that shadows and zolks having Gen-Sex again

by Vexei February 22, 2022

The Result of Sex

Children.

Children are made.

The Result of Sex

by Stupid Af June 23, 2021