fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023

Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button

Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"

by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022

Me

An idiot that sucks a lot of and does not know how to do shit.

Hey this this new dude in town like he looks gay AF,
Thats Exactly like me!,
Fuck you.

by Me69 666 69 December 6, 2018

If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

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If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*

by direct crit October 21, 2023

beats me

a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"

Person 1: Are you gay?

Person 2: Beats me!

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

Throw Me Away

To put someone in jail forever.

34 felonies?! Oh man, they're going to throw me away!

by MalumLibrum958 June 22, 2024