the dog

what is he doin

a:what the dog doin
b:idk man i think he is making pancakes

by never gonna give you up never October 28, 2021

Dog

A round animal that has 45,000 mother biomolecules and has a big racoon for a mother

My dog was eaten yesterday

by iewbfiawgelba December 9, 2021

dip the dog

One takes a tall, narrow metal cylinder on a chain which an unscrupulous distillery worker might hide and when no one was looking, submerge the cylinder into a cask of whisky and pull out a personal, duty-free sample.

Jonathan told us to dip the dog into an open cask. He then poured us some whiskey from it and it tasted awesome.

by drinkstoomuchscotch October 8, 2013

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

Corn Dogging

When a guy sticks his weiner into a loaf of bread and then a chick eats the bread while holding the base of his weiner like a corn dog.

It's a good thing I hit up Costco last night and got the 2 pack of sourdough cause that bitch was corn dogging my shit all night!

by nacho mama April 27, 2014

Dog

Someone that is know as a Dog in the Australian jail system as a lagger or a give up or a deadset piece of shit and works with the police 👮 ♀️ And writes statements on people.

Hey brother ya your walking with is a lagging dog that works with the police and writes statements on cunts

by IYKYK100 October 15, 2021