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Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.
This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.
by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020
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miliband face

have you ever had a friend say something about a "CalArts bean face"? like, that trope where every cartoon character's face looks like a bean? this is the real life equivalent. this is the proper definition. if you go to google images or whatever the fuck and type in "ed miliband smile", you'll see a bunch of pictures of Ed Miliband doing this god-awful smile that looks exactly the same as these "bean faces".
"look at this dude, LMAO LOOK AT HIS FUCKING MILIBAND FACE"
by an_alias January 10, 2021
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flower face

Ruby Mckinnon (born March 10th, 1998) is a singer/songwriter from LaSalle, Ontario.

Better known by her stage name "Flower face"

She is an alternative Indie artist. Creating music beginning at the age of 14

she has been writing and producing from her bedroom.

Her more recent releases, "Cornflower blue", "back to You" and "sugar water"

With smart-moving lyrics and sweet vocals, she is a small artist that deserves to keep an eye on.
I love your music taste. Have you heard of Flower face?
by wittchhinghour January 21, 2022
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lube face

When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.
We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.
by shackRam829 October 14, 2016
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Rock Face

That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).
Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.
by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014
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Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass
by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021
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soft faced boy

When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay
When your friend shows you his insta:
“Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy”
by Asssshhhh July 28, 2023
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