spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

ugly white dog

maeumi

“omg did you see the ugly white dog?” “just say maeumi, its easier!”

by biscoprotec September 27, 2022

Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.

Keep Bark dog

by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022

the hot dog has left the bun

When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.

Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!

by fjhdhrjjhf August 11, 2015

Dirty Dog

Grant Richard Collins touches his gf in the school bathroom during passing period.

Grant Richard Collins is a dirty dog

by swaetynigballs April 24, 2025

Don't dog the boys

Am absolutely meaningless word salad used by victims of manipulation when someone breaks free from the cult and starts to call their horrendous actions out

I told my homegirl about her boyfriend's horrendous actions. She believed me but when tried to confront him, everyone just told me "don't dog the boys". Don't ask me what the fuck that's supposed to mean but, while we're here, let's make it clear that group wanking in the Hungry Jack's bathroom does not count as employment!!!

by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025