Wanker

General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.

Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Giggle Wanker

A giggle wanker is someone who jerks-off religiously to Thomas The Tank Engine, and subsequently giggles when reaching climax.

Man, I heard that Josh likes jerking-off to Thomas the Tank, what a giggle wanker!!!

by FilthyWorld August 24, 2016

Wanker

Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."

"Only a complete wanker would be fooled into believing this."

by anonymous April 3, 2024

lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.

Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!

by Tupaclivesincuba November 6, 2022

potato wanker

jye

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"

by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022

Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.

Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker

by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 4, 2016

Wanker

You

You’re a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022