Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

Evan

Evan is a short man with bad hair and ugly mustache

Girl : ew its evan run
Evan : hi *picks nose and eats*

by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 16, 2022

Murray Evans

Biggest studs you’ll ever meet

He’s a Murray Evans

by Muzzacuzza March 12, 2022

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Peggy Evans

An alter ego used to describe someone who secretly enjoys being pegged by his partner but won’t admit it publicly.

“Oh, he’s dull in public, but you just know he’s a total Peggy Evans behind closed doors.”

by MagicarpalTunnel July 10, 2025

evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun

"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee

by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025

Evan

Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.

Evan likes to take car keys

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021