desert beauty

A desert beauty is described as a female that is rare among other people. The female is not conventionally pretty facial wise, but still has a lot to offer.

Female: Hey would you be interested in my friend Alexys?
Male: Uh no way she's considered a desert beauty. I'm sure she has a nice personality though.

by Msclueless March 16, 2019

Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

by scissorbot August 16, 2011

Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

beautiful beast

Like doggy style, but more majestic.

Wench, may I mount thee and doth t beautiful beast until we both cum all ov'r?

by Siv96 April 20, 2020

Bolivian Beauty

Gabby Caselman

Wow. That Gabby is one hot chick; guess that's why she's the Bolivian Beauty.

by ahhRealMonsters January 3, 2014

beautiful boy

a way to describe a very beautiful looking man

“gabe is a beautiful boy”

by jeanjean222 March 15, 2021

baghdad beauty

A guy or girl in uniformed military services that while stationed in Iraq is deemed hot to other military members due to the scarcity of that gender in the area and/or the looseness of the individual while on quarters.

"Man, She thinks she's the queen of this place," said one airman/soldier/sailor/marine.
"I know man she's a real Baghdad Beauty", replied other airman/soldier/sailor/marine.

by WildBill40 February 8, 2014