Mormon syndrome

To blindly believe whatever retarded bullshit you are fed.

"Neil has a bad case of Mormon syndrome, what a fucking idiot"

by BigDealNeil October 19, 2016

Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.

She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it September 18, 2016

No Gain Syndrome

No Gain Syndrome or NGS, is a term used to describe people who start going to the gym for the first time on a regular basis who truly believe they are experience no gains in muscle mass.

Of course it is all in their heads, and NGS usually subsides after 6-8 months of solid lifting.

This syndrome can sometimes be followed by the 'I need to start using gear because, that guy is bigger than me complex'.

"I have been lifting for 3 months, and I still don't feel like I'm getting any gains." -Brandon

"It's all in your head you just have No Gain Syndrome, stop being such a bitch." -Sam

by ShrekisLoveShrekisLife May 19, 2014

kon syndrome

A medical condition affects the brain's frontal lobe, causing the diagnosed person to be unable to contemplate their emotions and express their thoughts. It is similar to the mental disorder Asperger's Syndrome.

My friend has Kon Syndrome. He doesn't understand what you're saying.

by JTario April 14, 2022

Restlessairpaddling Syndrome

the compulsive need to move the arms and wrist in a paddling motion, in the hallway, and everywere you go. Usually occurs during off-season.
For Dragonboating
(RAPS)

my RAPS episodie happen after school when i was talking to my friend then my arms just happen to start moving,

Friend- "john WTF are you doing?"
Me-"dont worry about it",

Friend-"JOHN ARE YOU FUCKEN DOING THAT ROWING SHIT"
Me-"I have "Restlessairpaddling Syndrome" OK!!!

by USDBpaddler October 11, 2009

Aye syndrome

Aye syndrome is a transmissible disease that transfers from person to person through blood contact, air and other methods. A vaccine has been developed to deal with the virus but throughout testing it has been revealed that even a small amount of the Aye syndrome causes a person to be affected by it. Therefore, we have nothing but our white blood cells to protect us from it. God save humanity.

You have Aye syndrome?! God save us all.

by PERSONJK April 21, 2022

Jew Syndrome

A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.

by Liban July 12, 2020