The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Clown shoes

Very large feet.

All the women wanted to get to know the 6'5 baller since he wore clown shoes everywhere, they were the only size that fit. He also had a catchers mit on each arm so the men planned his early funeral.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Dog shoes

Dog Shoes is another term for a Jewish couple.

Wow those dog shoes just chopped off another penis.

by machine of life December 1, 2010

Slow shoe

Slow show-the method of walking against a traffic light , J-walking,cruising through the mall at the slowest speed possible or basically not getting out of the way.

I almost hit the dude with my car because he was slow shoeing across the street.

by The Street Smart Psychic September 27, 2009

Shoe Phone

Shoe Phone is the termination of a Cellular Phone.

Melissa-''Give Me A Dubble Jangle On My Shoe Phone''
Jordan-'' O Oh Ok Shawty...The Big Bad Shoe Phone...I'm lovin' it!''
Melissa-''Ba da ba ba ba....haha Talk To Ya Then Tall-y...My Hard-core throat sliting friend.''
(please remember Jord has IDS (see IDS) be nice to him)

by Melissa July 9, 2004

tennis shoe Ernie

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?

by comaco November 26, 2010

shoe kicker

a girl named brittany that kicks shoes at her boyfriend jeremy

holy shit that was close

by jeremy November 14, 2004