Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024

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Column Rich

Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.

Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.

by Norms K January 13, 2014

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rich money

Enough money to buy all the frills in life.

Ricky pulled out his wallet and it was full of rich money.

by Pmdono April 22, 2018

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zillow rich

A real estate agent or lender who buys internet buyer leads and runs them around blindly hoping they will buy a house so that they can pay their bills.

Karen closed 3 purchase deals with buyers she got from Zillow and she proceeded to buy a Louis Vuitton purse, tacos and got caught up on her rent, she is Zillow Rich this month!

by PhilyfanD$ July 26, 2024

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