When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”
“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”
by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022
Get the Zoomer Taxmug. the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025
Get the wind taxmug. by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025
Get the Taxesmug. So "fanum tax" is a word originally used by former twitch streamer, Kai Cenat. It is to describe the action to steal someone's food, but it is not commonly used as it's defined.
by kill2332323 March 27, 2024
Get the fanum taxmug. a random gen alpha: yo, what's up sigma! i just fanum taxed this homeless guy on the street, and his fit wasn't giving either!
a gen z: what'd you just say?
a gen z: what'd you just say?
by #1 primo enthusiast October 16, 2024
Get the fanum taxmug. When your best friend named Jayvee Fanum Tax you at Mcdonalds, and don't pay you back. UNTILL, his friend pays his debts off.
The Jayvee Fanum Tax
Jayvee: "Hey wanna get me McDonalds Pleasee!"
Mg: " You got money?"
Jayvee: "Oh shoot naw, i'll pay you back promise."
(2 Weeks Later)
Mg: "When are you paying me back?"
Jayvee: "OH SNAP NAWWW, Tmrw trust"
JJ: *Sigh* "Here I'll pay his debts for him"
Jayvee: "Hey wanna get me McDonalds Pleasee!"
Mg: " You got money?"
Jayvee: "Oh shoot naw, i'll pay you back promise."
(2 Weeks Later)
Mg: "When are you paying me back?"
Jayvee: "OH SNAP NAWWW, Tmrw trust"
JJ: *Sigh* "Here I'll pay his debts for him"
by Reizirth December 10, 2024
Get the Jayvee Fanum Taxmug. The phrase "Fanum tax," coined by the comedy creator Fanum, Fanum created the term in late 2022 to describe a humorous bit where he took food from his friends. Like with the meme "Skibidi toilet," even Gen Z is perplexed by Gen Alpha internet memes.
by Subscribe to TakisTK's March 18, 2024
Get the Fanum taxmug.