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natalie portman

A date where only the guy considers or considered it a date.
Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.
natalie portman by Solanas69 June 4, 2019

Nathaniel Ham Sammy 

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .

natalie less 

Natalie Less is a very smart, bright, and intelligent person. She is a god. She has a fat ass. She is also black.
claire: “Natalie Less is a gay lord”

danny: “Natalie Less should be less of a retard”
natalie less by punkrockclark July 10, 2019

Nathaniel 

Nathaniel is the greatest being that walks the earth. He’s ability to make every one laugh is supernatural. Nathaniel is the most fair and lokal person in the world. He is one of the best to talk for him self and is an fearless leader, in other words a force to be reckoned with.

A Nathaniel is fast as fuck. He loves his family more then anything and would sacrifice himself for them anytime.
His charm shines through all girls and melts them from there inside.

He is a beast in the bed and dirtyminda guy. He is not tall but not low either. Nathaniel is an one of a kind. He lights up the room at once he steps in it. If you find a Nathaniel you is one lucky bastard
Girl: Nathaniel is so, so handsome and nice guy

Other girl: yeh and the sweetest thing on earth

Friend: I would follow him to death if I had to. He has always been loyal to me
Nathaniel by Nathan1337 July 24, 2019

Nathaniel Immorales 

Da infamous former youth-pastor of Covenant Life Church who received a 40-year sentence for molesting minors.
With scandalous perverted hypocrites like Nathaniel Immorales behind da pulpit, it''s little wonder dat so few people trust da church anymore.
Nathaniel Immorales by QuacksO September 9, 2019

Nataliefawnsmith 

The Icon of American beauty. Strength, Stability, adaptability, beauty, love, caring, lawless, cleanliness, & fearless. The best lover and friend of Kyle Wayne Rager and he is damn proud of to have her.
Kyle rager and NatalieFawnSmith will always be together.
Nataliefawnsmith by Sgt. rage September 10, 2019