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a "Miley"- under-intoxicated for her actions spoiled white girl looking for attention any way she can.. also a girl who think she can shake her butt, though really all she is doing is moving up and down
Remember in college..seeing that drunk 19/20 yr old (very white surberban) girl at the party who was always like "OMG I am soooooooo drunk" (while she has only had half a winecooler) and she starts grinding on every guy for attention? Ok.. think of that but under a microscope with way too much $$ to spend... that my friends...would be a Miley..
Miley by Kalika_8 August 28, 2013
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A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.
"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"
land mine by Pat Nolan May 4, 2006

Miley Cyrus 

A funny actress with the most hilarious facial expressions, starring in the biggest Disney Channel TV series "Hannah Montana".

She's also a singer who writes all her songs and always performs live. Her albums all debuted at #1 on the Billboard Charts. She's the youngest artist to have 3 number one albums on Billlboard.

Miley likes to use "twitter" where she is the youngest person to have over one million followers. Right now she has 1 960 996 people reading her updates.

She has won numerous awards for her acting and singing, 6 Teen Choice Awards only this year.

People like to compare her to Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, some people call Miley names and describe Selena and Demi as angels. It's only due to Miley's fame that nobody ever mentions Selena's & Demi's bikini & other racy pics, or the fact that Selena's mother was 15 when she was pregnant with Selena. Double standards much?

Miley is in 2009's Guiness Book Of World Records for being the most successful and richest teen celebrity.

She has money, looks, fame, talent, success and billions of people all over the world admiring her.
Brainless person: OMG! Miley Cyrus is such a slut.. she's got bikini pics!!!!!

Rational person: Have you ever seen 14-year-olds myspace pictures? Just because she's so famous doesn't mean we have to critisize her for being a normal girl! Growing up is hard enough without the whole world waiting for you to make a mistake.

brainless person: but OH. EM. GEE. she totally stole my man nick!! argh i hate herrrr!!

me: riiiiight.

brainless person: demi and selena are, lyke, so0o much betterrrrr!! theire gud role m0dels unlyke slutrus!!!!!

me: I love them, too, but they're far from being as famous as Miley, that's you never saw these pics... :
youtube.com/watch?v=Vi_PMOz6hH8&feature=channel_page

and youtube.com/watch?v=9u2E2WZYMZs
Miley Cyrus by LaJacqueline1992 September 16, 2009

mikey's mom 

to violenty eat a woman out while shaking your head. while making a bluh bluh bluh sound
i walked down stairs to get a drink of water to see my mom doing a mikey's mom

i went all mikey's mom on cassie
mikey's mom by mdchsgumps March 6, 2010
A Miley is a noun, most commonly used to define "A sexaayyy thangg". The word originates from the lyrical god, Miley Cyrus
Manraj Pandher is a Miley <3
Miley by sheveta sharma May 27, 2008
a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.
girl 1: did you have fun ?

girl 2: no he was a Mikey.
Mikey by hedley566 February 4, 2010
The International Sysytem of Units measurement system used to determine the width of a females reproductive organ. The aver age female is 14 Mileys, and the average virgin is 6.
"Damn that girls got such a tight body",

"Yeah bro she must be like 8 mileys!"
Mileys by Bonez Puppy November 21, 2009