california potato chip 

when you cum on a girls back wait till it dries then scoup it up with a potato chip and eat it

i cummed on justin wu's moms back and then had a california potato chip

california potato chip by chris wheeler100 June 26, 2008

california girl 

mostly referring to a girl from southern california, a girl is is normally a stupid skank with tan ass and tan boobs and is most likely a straight A student in school but can't even name the vice president. Mostly snobbish, stuck-up, slutty, materialistic bitch who cares more about her boyfriend than her own father, texts all the time and is married to her phone, drives daddy's BMW then crashes it and feels no sympathy,

normally a stupid absent minded and close-minded girl who only thinks about partying and being a slut and cares more about sweaty football guys with muscles rather than guys who are actually nice. Spends time at starbucks, or any public area such as a mall to spend daddy's money and abuse credit cards. A girl who complains about everything and thinks that cold weather is a tragedy and can never step foot in a 3rd world country due to massive materialism and dumb-hoe-ness.

That girl is really dumb and materialistic
she's probably a california girl

california girl by thayamoviete August 1, 2012

California Aquesuct

before the feather river aquesuct!!! dah other California Aquesuct sucked the life out of owens valley...

Going north from Palm Springs california on hwy 395 you can check it out!! There is a place on south end of owens ( now dry lake ) called "old dirty sock" hot stinky water comes out of the ground.. Yep California Aquesuct sucked all the water from bishop to "old dirty sock"..

California Aquesuct by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

California ignorance 

Uninformed perceptions of other states that California residents have.

I wasn't surprised that someone like Nebraska would dress like that, but maybe it's just my California ignorance shining through.

California ignorance by Fred Riahi June 1, 2006

california Hand Job 

a foot job

Hey dude, this guy gave me the best California Hand Job last night, i came all over his toes.

california Hand Job by Zac Mike June 16, 2009

california clit clopper 

when you clop your thumb on a girls clit and fuck her HARD!

Johnny and I california clit cloppered that bitch! and she really wanted it. so she gave me a blowjob which was really nice because i havent had any act.

california clit clopper by dmanadfasafdadf January 11, 2008

California reach-around 

When one is masturbating and they reach around the back and use a disposable razor to pleasure the anus

Jeremy was sitting in class trying to learn, but all he could think about was a California reach-around

California reach-around by Joseph Sweitzer July 22, 2011