My Bloody Valentine

A vacuum cleaner that released a few albums and EP's before being replaced by a Roomba.

I really like that My Bloody Valentine song about sex and/or drugs.

by crustis September 5, 2006

bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.

Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.

by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003

Bloody Axe Gash

Slang term for a womans' vaginal opening, usually during her period.

Suzie tried to make me eat her bloody axe gash!

by Vapour Trailing April 25, 2006

My Bloody Valentine

A band with lots of fuzz and feedback that write songs about blowjobs.

I listened to My Bloody Valentine last night and it was quite soothing.

by demoncleaner May 9, 2008

Bloody Day Dream

The act of committing homicide completely in your mind after a certain situation calls for such a thing (Must remain theoretical)

My mother was telling my new girlfriend about how she's proud I finally stopped whoring my self around and settled with one.
I had a Bloody Day Dream for the entire night.

"I was trying to score with this chick, and what are the odds my brother steals her on the way out. Bloody Day Dream every time I see him now

by TakeTHATpuffpuff November 8, 2010

mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.

Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.

by PSlayer May 14, 2015

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman who is on her period, and you get blood on your dick

I had sex with a women, and got bloody dick syndrome.

by Rhljr December 19, 2021